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CNN: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem visits El Salvador prison where deported Venezuelans are held

cnn.com/2025/03/26/americas/kr

"But know that this facility is one of the tools in our toolkit that we will use if you commit crimes against the American people."
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Hey #Sasquatch what crimes did these men commit against the American people exactly?

Your tool kit?

You sound fucking dumb.

CNN · Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem visits El Salvador prison where deported Venezuelans are heldBy Associated Press

Search for #Sasquatch Ends Badly: 2 #Portland men were found dead in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest after going on a search for Sasquatch.

Their cause of death appears to be because of "exposure, based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness,"

npr.org/2024/12/29/nx-s1-52424

More than 700 sightings have been reported, according to the #Bigfoot Field Research Organization.

bfro.net/gdb/#usa

Continued thread

They left at dawn, and soon the trail grew hot
Large Bigfoot footprints, exactly what they sought
Deeper and deeper into the forest they went
Through tangled branches, deep snow, they were sent

But the mysterious creature, wily, swift and smart
Knew he would prevail over the stupid hunters and their tranquilizer dart
He knew, the two hunters would not live to tell the tale,
Their death was inevitable, and he should not fail

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#poem (human)
#bigfoot
#sasquatch

Continued thread

Two men went looking for Bigfoot one Christmas eve
Far into the forest they did leave
But Bigfoot, Sasquatch, did not want to play
And the two men, it seems, died that day.

They set out early that day determined to find the brute
The legend of the forest was real they said, not a man in a suit
It was a cold freezing day near Willard W. A.
Winter was here, but that did not keep the hunters at bay

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#poem (human)
#bigfoot
#sasquatch