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#hephalumpworld

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Musk (noun) A noxious substance emitted from the anal glands of a weasel.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A late morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds have definitely warn off.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: 🐳 Spout out of my ass.

Buttocks breach the water's surface, and a plume rises from between the cheeks.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A foggy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. The ghost of Charlemagne wanders the courtyard.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

A zebra watches lions fuck, demonstrating: 1. Sex is more important than a meal. 2. Watching porn is more important than running for your life.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another deceptively clear morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds, yadda yadda.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Splish splash, baby!

Little girl in a tutu and cowboy boots puddlejumping, her flying body reflected in the puddle, eclipsing the sun.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, tho wets are called for. Kittys ignore their food, and want out.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.

Fuck Nazis logo has FCK NZS in white Arial Bold, red bars above and below, on a black background. I suppose it could also read FUCK NEW ZEALAND SALMON.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A foggy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Ook ook. Did I forget meds last night?

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Whatever.

GIF
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating. Happy Zombie Day. Happy Weed Day.

A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Smoke weed all day.

Stained glass image of Jeaus smoking a bong. Verily, I say unto thee... Bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble...
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A suspiciously bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Birdshit spattered on a window resembles the Twitter, not X, logo.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets fall. Kittys are fed and on patrol, except Emma, who's being an asshole.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Robocop and C3PO share a tender moment. Brought to you by WD-40.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I didn't piss the bed.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Peekaboo!

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets threaten. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD. But it will involve kissy face.

A little boy kisses a little girl quite vigorously.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Do not go gently into that good night
Rage, rage, against the dying of the light

Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the contain provided.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A gloomy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Pooh is cooking something over a small fire, giving a thumbs up. As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

@jaruzel
Counterpoint: Sitting there shouting Follow Me! into the void ain't gonna cut the mustard. 🙄 Are you even reading the replies? Ya gotta give to get.

Follow far, follow wide, boost, interact. The followers will come.

You can always unfollow, it's not a tattoo.

Control over one's timeline is the second greatest thing about #HephalumpWorld. (😜 The greatest is y'all!)

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Soory I'm such an ass lately. No change in sight.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Fuck all.

A black, featureless rectangle.
Public
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds are consumed.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Imitate art.

The Scream reproduced with paper clips.
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