Had an idea, wrote me a song, "Send Musk to Mars," 30-seconds long.
Lyrics:
Elon Musk wants to colonize Mars
Because the earth is doomed (by people like Elon) Musk
I'll stay here but if he wants to go
It can't come too soon
Send Musk to Mars
Do it today
Then we all will shout hurrah
Send Musk to Mars
It's only fair
Don't. Send. Air.