Charming Malcontent<p>BREAKING: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Elmo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Elmo</span></a> the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpaceNazi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpaceNazi</span></a> has paid local <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nazis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nazis</span></a> to steal <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ballots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ballots</span></a> from SEVEN <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wisconsin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wisconsin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/polling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>polling</span></a> stations who have reported they have "ran out of ballot papers"</p>