David Cantrell 🏏<p><a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/Hate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hate</span></a> Update: re prev toot ... today I hate <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/MySQL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MySQL</span></a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/information_schema" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>information_schema</span></a> because it tells great big dirty LIES. You need to `ANALYZE TABLE` on any table you're interested in immediately before you ask information_schema for its metadata.</p>