Of Bookish Things<p>All Of My Tariffs<br>~ An Absurdist Soap Opera for Dadaists ~</p><p>When we last tuned in, Wednesday morning, The Reality TV Fascist was singing:</p><p>Tariff sandwiches are beautiful, Tariff sandwiches are fine,<br>I like Tariff sandwiches, I use them all the time<br>If I had 100 Tariff sandwiches, I'd pause them all at once!</p><p>Today, what a difference a day-old bread slice makes! Someone has egg on their face, a very expensive facial (orange yolk poultice).</p><p>Tune in Tomorrow, when Trudeau and Ford say: Mess About, Find Out, Eh.</p><p>Today's Sponsors are -<br> 'Coked-Up!' The Pause that Refreshes</p><p>and</p><p>'The Beauty and The Bouillabaisse' Face Cream (with Cod Liver Oil & vitamin A!!) Makes those measles spots vanish in just a couple of weeks!!</p><p><a href="https://c.im/tags/GourmetASongOrPoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GourmetASongOrPoem</span></a><br><a href="https://c.im/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/AbsurdistSoapOpera" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AbsurdistSoapOpera</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/Dadaist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dadaist</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/MythopoeicDadaism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MythopoeicDadaism</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/Dadaism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dadaism</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/Tariffs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tariffs</span></a></p>