9 I’m having the absolute weirdest hot flash. Is it warm in here?
7 It’s actually freezing, that’s 4 over there giving you a demo of heat transference in your latest #EH.
9 Heat? So ISI can be used for word transmission, emotional transmission, image transmission, weird naughty bit tingle transmission, AND heat sensations?
4 I’m pretty impressive with my thermals, eh? See what I did there, EH, get it?
9 Yeah, I got it.
7 Next time it happens, just ISI “Duh, dude, I’ve experienced this before.”

#EH is kinda like tuning. To communicate on the shared national ISI frequency, you need to be tuned in. Otherwise all you may get, and all you may be radiating, is out of tune static.

“I hope they find a faster way to teach, to scale up fast, so that Z, Y, and I guess they are calling them the Alphas, learn in a way that is easy and accessible to everyone. Not just something for secret societies and elites to use on everyone else without their knowledge or consent. Maybe they can do that with #EH?”

The Zoomies: day time edition.

The niche film buff, behind the steering wheel of your mind, blissfully enjoying how their carefully choreographed bizarro-ness got you radiating energy and ruminating in negative thoughts. But hey, thankfully we have #EH to short circuit it all.

#EH Tips & Tricks

While one of its most common forms is Crepuscular-Suspiria, Suspiria can occur at any time of day. If you are suffering from some or all of the symptoms, there are some easy tools to navigate your way out of the Suspiria Zoomies.

- Focus on your breath, inhale and exhale slowly.
- Count your breaths. If you forget the count, refocus and restart.
- Visualize a calming scene. Paddling a canoe in crystal clear waters reinforces you’re in control, not the dork into Italian film.

#EH

Mastodon’s default character limit for posts is 500 characters.

Acronyms save space, just be sure to leave a (https://mastodon.social/@radiatingruminations/113531386943204764) when you use one for the first time so people know what the heck you are talkin’ about.

https://docs.joinmastodon.org/user/posting/

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Extraocular Muscle Hijacking

This one makes me think of that scene in the SFPD Interrogation room with Catherine Tramell. IRL things are a bit less breezy and a tad more ⍉. Your gaze is yanked involuntary to a very unfortunate clothing covered location. By the time you realize where you’re looking, the damage is done.

Bad actors will include the EMH in a debilitating ⍉ blender of awkward thoughts and sensations. Thankfully, hacking wises you up to the trick.

#EH

⍉ 𝙂𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚

It’s a thing. It isn’t hearing a funny joke and giggling. It’s transference. A thumb is pushed on the scales of your somatic transmission nodes.

When initiated, it looks like Giggle Tourette Syndrome or that you have a really twisted and inappropriate sense of humour as you laugh hysterically at the most inappropriate of times.

Awareness of this hack at least gives you a fighting chance to hold in the laughs.

#EH

With your consent, the journey to ⍉ awareness, to full ⍉ agency, begins. It may feel destabilizing, almost like your foundation has crumbled.

But that old “foundation” was never designed to give you agency, it was designed to be a blindfold. Without a true foundation, bad actors easily manipulate your thoughts and emotional systems. Thankfully, as awareness grows, manipulation’s stench becomes so absurdly obvious that some of the hacks transform into comedy.

hat wer noch n ticket für den easterhegg übrig? würde mich riesig freuen <3 #easterhegg #eh22 #eh

Canada's PM in Europe to work with 'reliable allies'

Prime Minister Mark Carney arrived in Paris Monday to meet with French President Emmanuel Macron, seeking support from one of Canada's oldest allies as U.S. President Donald Trump continues to attack Canada's sovereignty and economy.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/carney-first-trip-paris-london-iqaluit-1.7485311
#Canada #Eh #Canadian #sovereignty #Trump #Carney #Macron

Es hat geklappt!
See you on se #easterhegg #eh22 #eh
...und danke an @denisroters für das Ticket!

https://fedifreu.de/@phillo/114160814059908144

Is it too early for a little Green Beer?
#Keiths #Labatts #GreenBeer #Canada #Eh!
#StPatricksDay #Navy
https://www.keiths.ca/age-verification

Edit: Es hat geklappt!
See you on se #easterhegg #eh22 #eh
...und danke an @denisroters für das Ticket!
--
Wer von Euch hat noch ein Ticket für den Easterhegg übrig? Ich würde mich riesig darüber freuen.

#eh22
#easterhegg
#easterhegg2025

#EH

It goes by many names, just ask https://claude.ai it’s like a super thesaurus (and is also a super helpful tool to edit down your long wordy ramblings into a concise OSINT post).

#EH

"While it remains somewhat grassroots and outside mainstream awareness, those benefiting from the ⍉ (see ) ethical hacking movement should consider paying it forward with OSINT. What's particularly great about OSINT is that using pseudonyms is ok. So if you've developed helpful mindfulness tools, or gained insights that could protect vulnerable individuals, don't hesitate to share your knowledge - your contribution matters."​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-source_intelligence

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“Even though hacking can have an infinite variety of ‘surfaces,’ underneath, the objectives are always the same. To boil it all down, the point of it all is to make you aware, to be mindful, to know when the hackers pull the trigger and lock in, to see the fish hook hanging in the ether, pick whichever analogy works best for you. Everyone thinks different, so pick the surface that works best for you.”

https://youtu.be/pmfaEF_ZGy4

#EH

"As you begin this journey, remember trust flows both ways—even during those amnesia-filled moments of discomfort when it's easy to forget. Though the process may sometimes feel dark, it's born of love. You'll emerge stronger, more resilient. Ethical hacking may still feel primitive at times, but at least we've moved beyond the full-on medieval."

https://youtu.be/edIi6hYpUoQ

It's about time we started charging tariffs on one of Canada's biggest exports, eh!

#Canada #Exports #Tariff #Eh
#Quebec #Montreal #Poutine #and #Porn

#EH

SPROUTING!!!

Ethical hackers also do a good job growing and strengthening healthy neuron trees, the ones that are part of your defense system against ⍉ abusers.

Neuroplasticity means the brain can always be rewired, you can even teach old “dogs” new tricks.