"Just b/c your dwelling has been reduced to smoldering ash does not give you the excuse to make other residents feel unsafe by begging for water or clothing. It drives down property value, & frankly, it’s unsightly to have someone going around in their charred rags & asking for handouts. Enough is enough. For any stragglers still out there, we are demanding you clear out of public places tonight, or the department will be forced to take more drastic action.” -- The Onion
https://theonion.com/lapd-arrests-everyone-who-lost-home-in-fire/
@CindyWeinstein
This is the most tragically spot-on piece I have ever seen on The Onion. Makes me want to cry more than laugh.
I agree. It's devastating.
@CindyWeinstein Sometimes the tastelessness of the Onion is a bit much.
@CWilbur @CindyWeinstein You misspelled "spot on."
@CindyWeinstein @bhawthorne Look we need to maintain the NEIGHBORHOOD CHARACTER.